i swear im living in the adams family
years have made my mother senile

yesterday when i got home i realised tt there were new pets at home
not a dog, not a cat
try 2 boxes of CRICKETS!
insects!

mum said the sound of the crickets makes her feel at ease
the sight of it makes me tense up.
poor ah lai tried to greet me in the morning and i got paranoid thinkin tt the crickets escaped
next thing i knew?
i kicked him in the head.

at night, it felt as though im living in safari or something
with all the buzzing.



sis says:
how many are there in a box??
Ray C. fundamentally happy. says:
30 plus?!?!?!
sis says:
haha oil fry them. nice
Ray C. ...............